Flying long-haul is an art I’m still trying to master. My trip to New York (10-11 hours one way) was a true endurance test—for my back, patience, and sense of humor. Because let’s be honest, surviving a flight requires either being very well-rested or having an excellent sense of humor. 😅
Seats Designed for Maximum Passenger Packing 🤏🪑
Cramped. That’s the first word that comes to mind when you take your seat. Even a hobbit would struggle with legroom here. And when the passenger in front of you decides to fully recline… Well, your screen turns into a decoration rather than an entertainment device. 🎥🙃
I tried to watch a movie. Really, I did. But when my screen was closer to my knees than my eyes, I decided music (or staring at the ceiling) might be a better option.
The Mexican Wave & the Meal Lottery 🌊🍽️
In-flight meals are a high-stakes event. You eat as fast as possible because you know that at any moment, someone will recline their seat and erase your tray table from existence. And coffee? Its final destination is always your pants. ☕👖
The most dramatic part? The “wave” of reclining seats—one person leans back, then another, then another. It’s like watching a domino effect unfold in slow motion. And you? You sit there, trapped in your tiny square of personal space, trying not to think about how much time is left before landing.
How to Survive? My Tips 🛠️
🛑 Bathroom breaks—even when you don’t need them. Any excuse to stand up and stretch is worth it. Plus, it’s a great moment for a deep reflection on your life choices. 😆
🛏️ Create a “comfort oasis”—a back pillow, compression socks, a travel pillow. Miracles won’t happen, but every little bit helps.
😂 Laugh it off—because what else can you do when you still have 7 hours left to go?
👉 Final thoughts: If you ever face a loooong flight, be ready for an extreme test of patience, flexibility, and your ability to sleep in unnatural positions. Good luck! 💪✈️